2017 Legacy: The ICO Pitch

A guy tries to convince the bartender to invest in “Bar-Coin.” “It’s a decentralized ledger for pretzels!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

@AOL_Surfer12/11/2001 10:21You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Gopher_Explorer09/10/2001 21:53Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Java_Applet_User02/29/2000 19:37This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@ICQ_Classic06/29/2011 23:29That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Cheers_Norm12/07/2002 02:52Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Iron_Man_Tony11/20/2015 23:19I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Cow_And_Chicken06/16/1996 14:35Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!