“I’m a hand-carved sphere. I’m the main character of this drink.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
2024 Archive: The House of the Dragon S2
"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Silently laughing in the snow.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
No way! That’s too much!
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