1996 Archive: The Ice Cube

An ice cube walks into a bar. By the time he orders, he’s just a puddle. The bartender says, “Slow service, huh?”

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@Doom_Guy07/16/2009 14:41Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Doom_Marines08/04/2000 10:19Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan08/06/2003 06:42This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

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@Tagged_Network09/03/2008 01:45You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!