2003 Legacy: The Hybrid Car

A guy says, “I bought a Prius!” The bartender says, “Great, you can drive home on electricity and hope.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Cyber_Traveler08/08/2003 15:41Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Retro_Gamer_Girl01/03/2009 04:06Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Scanner_Darkly01/06/2005 20:37I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Trainspotting_Rent01/01/2001 00:33Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Top_Gun_Maverick03/05/2007 02:58I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Joe_Cartoon_G05/27/2012 21:26Press the button for more humor!

@Homestar_Runner12/28/1998 05:04That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost10/06/2004 08:33Laughing at the security of my own ribs!