Why did the clock go to the doctor? It had “too much time” on its hands.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!