2005 Classic: The “Hung Up” Madonna

She sampled ABBA and she’s dancing in a leotard at 47. Madonna is a time traveler.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

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Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

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A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

"Star, star, star." I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standin...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/19/2006 13:50Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Sidekick_User11/20/2013 17:23Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Gopher_Explorer07/04/1997 02:29Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Web_Master_Flex04/17/2012 08:57I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Clueless_Dionne08/02/2009 00:17Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Confused_Travolta05/06/2015 19:10Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Space_Background09/03/2000 23:38The stars are aligned for this joke.