“You used to call me on my cell phone.” My wife: “I still do, but you never answer, so I have to call the landline.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.