2024 Vintage: The Horizon

Kevin Costner’s Western. I told her I’m a pioneer. She said, “You’re a ‘pie-on-ear’—you’ve got food on your face, Greg.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

@QuickTime_Viewer09/01/2008 02:04Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Unix_Wizard10/09/2013 19:14sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Bill_Ted_Excell07/15/2007 00:43Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Fire_Background07/03/2011 13:40This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Leet_Speaker_7702/28/2014 23:017h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!