I tried to teach my son 4th-grade math. After ten minutes, we both cried and decided he’ll just be an artist.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1995 Legacy: The Credit Card
I told her the credit card was stolen. She asked if I reported it. I said, "No, the thief is spe... read more »
I told her the credit card was stolen. She asked if I reported it. I said, "No, the thief is spe... read more »
2. 1996 Archive: The Disposable Camera
We developed a camera from 1994 and spent $10 just to find 24 blurry pictures of the back of the... read more »
We developed a camera from 1994 and spent $10 just to find 24 blurry pictures of the back of the... read more »
3. 2021 Archive: The WandaVision
I told her I’ve created a sitcom reality in our house. She said, "Then where’s the laugh track? ... read more »
I told her I’ve created a sitcom reality in our house. She said, "Then where’s the laugh track? ... read more »
4. 2011 Archive: The Lady Gaga
"Born This Way." I told her I was born to be wild. She said, "You were born to be a middle manag... read more »
"Born This Way." I told her I was born to be wild. She said, "You were born to be a middle manag... read more »
5. 2017 Archive: The Camila Cabello
"Havana." Half of her heart is in Havana. The other half is at the Zara clearance sale.Part of t... read more »
"Havana." Half of her heart is in Havana. The other half is at the Zara clearance sale.Part of t... read more »
6. 2011 Legacy: The Siri Logic
"Siri, where is my wife?" "She is at Target spending your retirement fund." Siri is too honest.P... read more »
"Siri, where is my wife?" "She is at Target spending your retirement fund." Siri is too honest.P... read more »
7. 1997 Archive: The As Good As It Gets
I told her I’m trying to be a better man. She told me to start by putting the toilet seat down.P... read more »
I told her I’m trying to be a better man. She told me to start by putting the toilet seat down.P... read more »
8. 2007 Archive: The Ghost Rider
He bought a leather jacket. I told her I’m Nicolas Cage. She said, "You’re definitely 'Locked in... read more »
He bought a leather jacket. I told her I’m Nicolas Cage. She said, "You’re definitely 'Locked in... read more »
9. 2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Factor' is at 98%."Part of the 65 M... read more »
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Factor' is at 98%."Part of the 65 M... read more »
10. 2008 Legacy: The Mario Kart Wii
I used the steering wheel. She beat me with a standard controller. I’ve retired from racing.Part... read more »
I used the steering wheel. She beat me with a standard controller. I’ve retired from racing.Part... read more »
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[2004-01-24 ARCHIVE_LOG]Charmed_Ones: The power of three... laughs!
[1995-06-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]Zip_Drive_Owner: Click of death? No, click of laughter!
[2014-02-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]O_Ren_Ishii_Fan: Silently laughing in the snow.
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[2000-10-25 ARCHIVE_LOG]Better_Off_Dead: I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
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