I tried to teach my son 4th-grade math. After ten minutes, we both cried and decided he’ll just be an artist.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Hype
I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
Taking a photo of me laughing!