2019 Classic: The Hobbs & Shaw

I told her I’m a super-human. She said, “You’re a ‘super-sleeper’—you napped through the whole movie.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

@American_Psycho_P09/27/2009 23:16I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan06/15/2014 13:20Silently laughing in the snow.

@StoneCold_31604/27/2003 05:19And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Zoolander_Mug10/07/2013 13:35I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Baxter_The_Dog09/07/2015 01:39Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Neopets_Trader12/18/2012 17:54Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Face_Palm_0111/14/2001 20:19Classic. Simply classic.