A guy starts shaking his drink violently. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m shaking it like a Polaroid picture! André 3000 told me to!”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughing in slow motion right now!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!