Why did the man wear a heavy jacket to the party? Because he heard the host was giving him a “cold” shoulder.
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4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
I choose to believe it’s funny.