2020 Classic: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! (Wait, stay back 2 meters!)

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

@Terminator_T80002/25/1995 16:49I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Home_Alone_Kevin03/30/2002 02:10Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Cipher_Steak02/28/2006 13:25Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Steve-O_Wild12/14/2005 16:33Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Net_Neutrality02/07/2000 13:12Equality for all jokes!