2015 Classic: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin03/09/2013 09:31P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Napster_Leech10/19/2005 13:40Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@ICQ_Classic05/01/2006 23:43That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@BitTorrent_0111/28/1997 03:35Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Railgun_Sniper10/15/2000 09:34I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Everquest_Solo12/01/2005 21:13Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.