Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch who? / Bless you!
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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »
41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition
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55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Martian
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Dish
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Deal with it. This is gold.