Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch who? / Bless you!
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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 2013 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!Part of the 40 Classic Knock-... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!Part of the 40 Classic Knock-... read more »
2. 2003 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
3. 2008 Legacy: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the premiere!Part of the... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the premiere!Part of the... read more »
4. 1995 Classic: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you know how handsome I am?P... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you know how handsome I am?P... read more »
5. 2010 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to see the finale!Part of the... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to see the finale!Part of the... read more »
6. 2014 Vintage: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
7. 1997 Archive: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!Part of ... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!Part of ... read more »
8. 2020 Classic: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy pandemic is over, we party!Part of th... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy pandemic is over, we party!Part of th... read more »
9. 2018 Vintage: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!Part of the 33 Classic K... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!Part of the 33 Classic K... read more »
10. 2021 Classic: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!Part of the 38 Class... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!Part of the 38 Class... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[1998-01-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Napster_King: I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
[2004-12-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tripod_Member: Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
[2008-05-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Backstreet_Fan: I want it that way... the funny way!
[2014-08-30 ARCHIVE_LOG]Futurama_Bender: Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
[1998-07-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]Big_Snatch_Boris: Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
[2005-02-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Jordan_Fan_23: Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
[1997-07-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Bebo_Lover_05: Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
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