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1998 Classic: The Harry Potter Mania

 She’s reading the second book. She told me I’m a “Muggle.” I told her I’m the one who pays the “Muggle-gage.”

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter04/10/2014 05:10The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Scream_Ghostface04/09/2013 17:38Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Fargo_Marge02/07/2011 02:33Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Nyan_Cat_Space06/16/1995 13:40Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Frame_Set_Wizard01/30/2008 06:54I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

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