2001 Vintage: The Harry Potter Book

She’s reading The Goblet of Fire. She told me I’m a “Squib.” I had to look it up. I’m offended.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor05/22/2005 18:26You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@SpiderMan_Peter06/02/2002 08:03My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Eminem_Fan_0005/07/2000 11:04Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Total_Recall_Fan01/23/2011 09:42Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry04/14/1997 08:05In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Hi5_Pro_User10/30/2002 10:54High five for this joke!