A guy walks into a bar and waves a stirrer like a wand. “Butterbeer, please!” The bartender says, “I can give you a Guinness and some melted butter, but you’ll still be a muggle in the morning.”
Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool
"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I am crying... with laughter!
That still only counts as one laugh!
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You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Found this on the deep end of the net.