1999 Classic: The Harry Potter

She’s on the third book. She told me I’m “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Nagged.” I don’t think that’s how the book goes.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

@Zoolander_Derek09/26/2010 17:23What is this? A joke for ants?

@Hackers_Movie_Fan12/24/1998 16:44Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green12/15/1999 20:55Super green! Hilarious!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan04/08/2013 08:05Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Salad_Fingers_F01/10/2003 17:03I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Evolution_Dance03/27/2007 07:39The history of humor in one post.

@Anonymous_User10/16/2009 12:50We are many. We are laughing.