A guy raises his glass and says, “This one is for Harambe!” The whole bar goes silent and everyone pours a little beer on the floor. The bartender says, “I’m still charging you for the spill.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Solar Eclipse
A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
That still only counts as one laugh!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.