1996 Vintage: The Happy Hour

A guy walks in at 5:01 PM. The bartender says, “Happy Hour is over.” The guy says, “That was the fastest hour of my life.”

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@DVD_Collector11/27/2008 04:57Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@CRT_Brightness08/20/2015 21:06I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Jackass_Johnny05/16/1995 21:31Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Get_Flash_Player06/18/2002 13:32Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/09/2013 09:44This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@CounterStrike_Pro11/19/1998 00:39Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Deal_With_It_G07/22/2012 20:49Deal with it. This is gold.

@Selfie_King_0505/11/2005 22:07Taking a photo of me laughing!