2007 Classic: The Halo 3

A guy walks in and asks, “Do you have any Master Chief?” The bartender says, “No, but the cook’s name is Brian and he’s pretty good with a spatula.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

@Blue_Screen_Survivor06/15/2014 23:22At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette09/26/2007 19:59I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Broadband_Newbie03/23/1998 18:11Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Ninja_Turtle_R09/23/1998 03:52Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Numa_Numa_Guy02/06/1999 04:13Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@GL_HF_Runner09/26/1996 14:13Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Starcraft_Zerg11/12/2006 11:07Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@True_Story_Neil03/09/2012 06:38True story! I was there!