2001 Classic: The Halo

My husband is “Saving the Universe.” I told him the universe in the living room is covered in dust.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Geocities_Builder08/07/2004 18:38I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Angelfire_User08/19/1997 04:33Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Vaporwave_Original05/11/2008 18:30Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@ICQ_Classic08/07/1999 13:18That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Myspace_First_Friend08/22/1997 06:10I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/13/2010 18:34That still only counts as one laugh!

@Daria_Morg12/03/2014 14:06My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Magic_SchoolBus09/02/2014 11:47Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!