Why did the gym socks get an award? They were “outstanding” in their scent.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
High five for this joke!
Waddle on over and read this!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.