Why did the locker go to school? To get “smarter” about safety.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
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