2002 Vintage: The Guinness

A guy says, “It’s like a meal in a glass.” The bartender says, “Then you don’t need those fries, do you?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Sid_Meier_Fan04/30/1998 16:13Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Gopher_Explorer02/17/1995 18:38Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Clueless_Cher04/26/2010 05:24As if! This is too funny.

@BBS_Sysop08/07/2015 15:31Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Silk_Road_Ghost01/24/2004 07:49Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Talladega_N_R03/10/2009 03:07If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Keyboard_Cat_P12/21/1999 17:22Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Me_Gusta_Face08/08/2000 00:45Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Believe_It_Or_N09/08/2004 13:03I choose to believe it’s funny.