We have “Guest Towels.” I used one. I am no longer allowed in the bathroom alone.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The VR Sports
I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
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62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
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2017 Joke: My Wife And I
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2025 Legacy: The Choice
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
First! And it’s funny!