2010 Archive: The Groupon

She bought a coupon for “Couples Taxidermy.” I told her I’m not spending our Saturday stuffing a squirrel.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus07/31/1998 01:00What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Harry_Potter_0104/28/2009 06:48Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Palm_Pilot_User08/15/1999 03:51Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Jesus_Quintana11/09/2015 10:15Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Magic_SchoolBus02/05/2000 15:20Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@G_I_Joe_Real08/02/2011 13:18And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Old_School_Frank04/06/2012 00:00We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Blogger_Default12/21/2004 00:27Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Salad_Fingers_F08/08/2014 04:03I like it when the jokes are... rusty.