I told her my heart is two sizes too small. She said, “Your brain is three sizes too small if you think you’re getting a PS4 for Christmas.”
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Person
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2025 Classic: The AI Closet
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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising
It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
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The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
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Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.