2018 Archive: The Grinch

A guy walks in and tries to steal the Christmas decorations in July.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

@Seinfeld_George12/10/2003 20:22What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Trainspotting_Rent11/29/2012 12:59Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Grinds_My_Gears03/06/2012 04:48You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Slashdot_Effect07/04/2013 10:55We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@YouTube_Beta_User07/23/2005 23:44I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!