2011 Classic: The Green Lantern

We saw the movie. I told her I have the ring of power. She said, “Is it the ‘Power to forget to call your mother’ ring?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

@ModemWarrior07/05/2011 08:12I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@DialUp_Dreamer05/23/2009 10:08Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Fresh_Prince_9007/15/2007 11:14In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Dark_Knight_Joker05/03/2015 21:44Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Kernel_Panic_9810/29/2002 20:52This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.