She’s singing “This Is Me” in the shower. I told her “This Is Annoying.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Hype
I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
This site is very exciting!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!