A guy falls off his stool. The bartender says, “George Clooney didn’t make it back, and neither did you. You’re cut off.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
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2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
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The Helium Exit
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The Grasshopper Surprise
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73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
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The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Two Guys
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76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Shut up and take my laughter!
Classic. Simply classic.