What kind of street does a ghost live on? A dead end.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
This joke is an Epic Win!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Saving the best laugh for last!