Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.”
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!