We watched it. She’s now afraid of wires. I told her our house is 40% wires. She’s sleeping in the garden.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
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