He bought a leather jacket. I told her I’m Nicolas Cage. She said, “You’re definitely ‘Locked in a Cage’ if you think you’re wearing that to church.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
That was super fast and super funny!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Heh heh heh. Good one.