2017 Legacy: The Get Out

A guy starts stirring his tea with a silver spoon. Everyone in the bar suddenly freezes.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.112/14/2008 20:25Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@DVD_Collector07/31/2003 22:07Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Melrose_Place_Fan09/19/2001 20:49Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Keyboard_Warrior05/12/2006 23:31F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Firewall_Wizard10/15/1999 15:27Letting this joke through the port.

@Korn_Follower02/18/2013 00:36Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Chain_Mail_Hater03/25/1997 17:08I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/18/2003 15:08Heh heh heh. Good one.