It’s $4 a gallon. I told my wife we’re walking to dinner. She said, “We’re eating cereal in the dark.”
Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The VR Sports
I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hologram Mother-in-Law
My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Blockbuster
We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!