We went to a country concert. I wore a cowboy hat. She told me I look less like a cowboy and more like a guy who got lost at a hardware store.
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Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
RT if you think this is funny!