2012 Archive: The Game of Thrones

“Valar Morghulis,” a guy says to the bartender. The bartender replies, “Valar Dohaeris—all men must serve. What do you want to drink?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Y2K_Ready06/08/2002 20:46If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Trinity_Matrix02/24/2005 05:06Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Better_Off_Dead11/24/2005 13:56I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Old_School_Frank06/25/2003 11:14We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Charlie_Bit_Me12/10/2003 00:30Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Frame_Set_Wizard01/14/1999 18:55I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@GL_HF_Runner10/01/2011 21:45Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Futurama_Fry_M07/20/1997 09:06Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.