Why did the dad refuse to help his kids build a snowman? He told them to “Let It Go.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
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48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
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This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
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