I told her I’m gonna bring the dog back to life. She reminded me the dog is still alive, he’s just old.
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The DIY Expert
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2025 Classic: The Memory Chip
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The GPS Correction
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My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
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2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
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The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
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Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Oops, I laughed again!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!