Why was the fish so smart? Because it lived in a “school.”
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
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