What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? “Dam!”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
High five for this joke!