What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Saving the best laugh for last!