The clock struck midnight. Nothing exploded. My wife looked at me and said, “Great, now you can go back to being a normal idiot instead of a survivalist idiot.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Go, go, go! More jokes!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!