1997 Vintage: The Final Word

She said, “You think you’re so smart.” I said, “I’m smart enough to know I’m about to lose this argument.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@T9_Texter01/30/2004 10:594-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Lord_Of_The_Rings10/17/2009 08:11One joke to rule them all!

@Saved_By_The_Bell03/16/2011 03:11I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Coffee_Addict01/13/2009 08:07404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Karate_Kid_Wax08/15/2013 18:02Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Party_On_Garth07/12/1996 08:36I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Blogger_Default02/09/2002 14:52Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Android_Bot_9907/26/2002 10:19Beep boop. Humor recognized.