I bought one Dogecoin. It went down 90%. My wife bought a bottle of wine. It was gone in an hour. Her investment had a better ROI.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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“A couple had been married for...
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😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
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2025 Legacy: The Final Result
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2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
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