Two guys start fighting in the bar. The bartender says, “Rule number one: You don’t talk about the bar bill.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro
A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool
"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
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